Florida: Gentle Giant Dead After Robbery Attempt on Senior Citizen

Analysis by LettersToTheBeast

 

Robbing your fellow man (particularly a senior citizen) really isn’t a good idea in Florida. But some people just don’t get it. 

Our good friends at the Orlando Sentinel delighted us with this little gem:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-orlando-wells-fargo-robbery-0508-story.html

2018-05-09 13_48_45-Attempted robber dies after shootout at Orlando Wells Fargo, deputies say - Orla2018-05-09 13_49_59-Attempted robber dies after shootout at Orlando Wells Fargo, deputies say - Orla

The Sentinel was dumb enough to allow comments. One contributor noted that, had such an ATM robbery happened in Chicago (shurely he jests!), the victim would indeed be dead and the bad guy would have his cash, and thus his next crack fix. A reply to that comment rightly stated that the dead victim would be added to the rolls of likely Democratic voters.

2018-05-09 13_51_30-Attempted robber dies after shootout at Orlando Wells Fargo, deputies say - Orla

 

 

 

The Sentinel did not identify the perp or the hero. Fortunately, television station WFTV‘s reporting was somewhat more insightful.

2018-05-09 14_06_19-Robbery suspect killed after gunfire exchange with victim at Conway ATM, deputie

 

No doubt local Orlando media will be entertaining us with dated pictures of Carlos Medina in his high school graduation garb over the next few days.

 

Your humble correspondent will update you should Medina’s name show up in local obituaries.

 

Robbing a senior citizen in Florida. What a dumb-ass.

way-to-go-dumbass

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