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CTV News Bullshit: Summers in Northern Hemisphere may last half the year by 2100: study

Our friends at the Canadian Television Network really should have checked with The London Independent before running this press release.

TORONTO — A new study has found that summers in the Northern Hemisphere may last nearly six months by 2100, if efforts to combat climate change are not taken.

Researchers behind the study out of China warn that a longer summer season will likely have “far-reaching impacts” on agriculture, human health, and the environment.

The study, published Monday in peer-reviewed scientific journal Geophysical Research Letters, reports that global warming is driving “dramatic and irregular” changes to the length and start dates of seasons, which may become more extreme in the future without efforts to mitigate climate change.

The propagators of the press release, the obscure Geophysical Research Letters (peer reviewed!) may have at least learned from The Independent and pushed back their forecast to the 22nd century, when most of us plan to be dead.

It was not made immediately clear why not freezing to death, a longer growing season, and going out in shorts and tee-shirts was a bad thing.

Your humble correspondent defacing his wife’s car in Orlando, Florida on January 10, 2021
Your humble correspondent leaving work in Niagara Falls, Ontario on February 18, 2015

Researchers behind the study out of China warn that a longer summer season will likely have “far-reaching impacts” on agriculture, human health, and the environment.

Yeah, that’s right CTV. More food will be grown, better quality food will be grown, and billions fewer will starve.

With regard to CTV’s original premise regarding the existence of global warming…

Frost on the ground in Orlando, Florida on December 27, 2020

… They really ought not be worried.

CBC Bullshit: Closing of HuffPost Canada ‘abrupt’ and ‘devastating,’ editor says

The closing of HuffPost Canada and HuffPost Québec was an abrupt development for the journalists who were in the middle of a workday when their new ownership made the announcement.

“It was devastating,” Maija Kappler, lifestyle editor for HuffPost Canada, told CBC News in an email on Tuesday. “I love my job so much, and I know it will be really difficult to find another one in journalism.”

The outlet said in a statement on its website that it will “no longer be publishing content” as of March 9, while existing content will be kept as an online archive. The site was shut down later in the day.

“People who were working on stories weren’t able to finish and publish them,” Kappler said. “There are stories written by freelancers that have been submitted and were ready to be published, but we have no way to get them out now.

BuzzFeed recently acquired HuffPost from Verizon. BuzzFeed, which also announced layoffs for the U.S. newsroom on Tuesday, said it’s closing HuffPost Canada and HuffPost Québec’s operations and laying off 23 workers as part of a broad restructuring plan for the company.

Gee, that’s a real shame.

Your humble correspondent is so old, he remembers when Canadian newsradio network CKO abruptly went off the air back in 1989.

Naturally, the state broadcaster disabled comments lest the more unsympathetic readers suggest the Huffing-and-Puffington Post’s newly-unemployed typists learn to code. Or perhaps set up their own website as a means of getting their work published. Naturally, this writer wouldn’t have the first idea how to do that.

“I’ve been with HuffPost Canada for about two-and-a-half years, but some of my coworkers have worked here since it was launched,” she said. “I can only imagine how hard it is for them.”

Welcome to the real world, Sweetie. The COVID hoax you have been propagating for the past year has put hundreds of millions of people in Canada, the United States and worldwide out of work.

While The Mothercorp neglected to enable commenting regarding the termination of HuffPost’s Canadian staff, readers were offered the chance to add their two cents (presumably, two Canadian cents) worth in an article having to do with a newly-discovered organism which is able to decapitate itself (or otherwise have its head severed) and grow a new head.

Media industry workers would do well to remember that, while they may revel in their status as “essential,” they are definitely expendable to the firms who fund their direct deposits every Friday.

Perhaps they should start writing articles exposing the fraud of COVID testing, the highly-inflated “case numbers,” the number of purported COVID deaths which are actually due to car wrecks, disease, old age, etc.

They could write about how the failed global warming / climate change playbook has been applied to “COVID” and has worked masterfully in achieving the exact same goals: mass unemployment, de-industrialization, a renter society and debt-funded universal basic income.

They might want to get started before we all become China (hint: despite what you’ve heard, that’s not a good thing.)

If you think the U.S. Constitution is going to save us, remember: North Korea also guarantees basic human rights

For those that cling to the belief that our solution to this crisis can be found in the Constitution or merely hoping the vote goes our way in 2022 and 2024, I offer these gems from the Constitution of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Korea (North Korea)


ARTICLE 8. The private ownership prescribed by law of land, draft cattle, farm implements and other means of production, medium and small industrial enterprises, medium and small trade, raw materials and manufactured goods, residences and outhouses, articles of domestic economy, income and savings is protected by law.

ARTICLE 11. All citizens of the D.P.R.K., irrespective of sex, nationality, religious belief,specialty, property status or education, have equal rights in all spheres of government, political, economic, social and cultural activity.

ARTICLE 12. All citizens of the D.P.R.K. who have reached the age of twenty, irrespective of sex, nationality, social origin, religious belief, length of residence, property status or education, have the right to elect and be elected to organs of state power.

ARTICLE 13. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have freedom of speech, the press, association, assembly, mass meetings and demonstration.Citizens are guaranteed the right to organize and unite in democratic political parties, trade unions, cooperative organizations, sports, cultural, technical, scientific and other societies.

ARTICLE 14. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have freedom of religious belief and of conducting religious services.

ARTICLE 15. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have the right to equal pay for equal work in the state organs, cooperative organizations, and in the privately owned enterprises.

ARTICLE 16. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have the right to rest. The right to rest is ensured by the establishment of an eight-hour working day for workers and office employees and by the institution of paid vacations.

ARTICLE 19. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have freedom of running medium and small industrial enterprises and engaging in commerce.

ARTICLE 20. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have freedom of engaging in scientific and artistic pursuits. Copyright and patent right of invention are protected by law.ARTICLE 21. The inviolability of the homes of citizens and privacy of correspondence are protected by law.

ARTICLE 22. Women in the D.P.R.K. are accorded equal rights with men in all spheres of government, political, economic, social and cultural activity. The state protects especially mothers and children.

ARTICLE 24. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. are guaranteed inviolability of the person. No citizen may be placed under arrest except by decision of a court or with the sanction of a procurator.

ARTICLE 25. Citizens of the D.P.R.K. have the right to submit petition and make complaints to the organs of state power. Citizens have the right to make complaints to any government authority against transgression of the law in the discharge of duty by any government employee and the right to compensation for the loss sustained as a result of infringement of their rights.

ARTICLE 23. The state protects marriage and the family.


That’s just the good stuff.

If you don’t think it can happen here in America, ask yourself: On January 25, 2020, did you ever think you could be imprisoned in your home, be made to wear an article of clothing across your face, be fined or imprisoned for running an un-approved business and see a corrupt, racist dementia patient assemble “most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”

Delta Airlines is banning over 450 “anti-maskers;” I wrote to them and told them to add me to the list

Delta Airlines paid for the services off CNN Newsource, CNN’s fake news division (yes there is such a department) to issue a press release and brag about having banned 460 customers from flying on their airline again for having apparently mouth back to the waitress or driver about having to endure the face diaper and inhale their own carbon dioxide for an hours-long flight.

I took the opportunity to send Delta a strongly-worded e-mail:

Corporate media is reporting that your airline is banning 450 “anti-maskers.”

I haven’t flown on your airline, or any airline for that matter since 2017, since a flight from Buffalo to Atlanta in which a TSA security guard shoved his hands down my pants (as if just being in Buffalo wasn’t enough). Since then, my wife and I have driven EVERYWHERE. Back in July when he had to travel from Orlando to Michigan for a funeral for my wife’s aunt, all four of us (myself, my wife and our two dogs), put everything we needed into my F-150 and pointed the truck north on I-75. 

When we stopped for fuel and for food, we did NOT put on our face diapers. Fortunately, Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky were respites from the mask crap.

I defy you to explain to me how that stupid piece of cloth across my face is helping ANYBODY when the very act of exhaling fogs up my sunglasses. And I suppose you have a logical, scientific explanation for me about how the face diaper stops the China Flu when I take it off to eat and drink? Is there some period of protection that one is afforded with if you eat and drink, so long as you were wearing the diaper before and put it back on immediately after?

The airlines have scammed HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS off the American taxpayer in the past 20 years. Over 25-billion of that since this hoax began in March. I was laid off from my job with one of the larger inter-city bus companies back in March because my employer didn’t get a bailout from Uncle Sucker to drive empty buses (or one or two people on the bus) back and forth across the country.

And in gratitude for the largesse you have extracted from us, the security guards, waitresses and drivers have been downright abusive towards your few paying customers. Not Just Delta, but ALL of the airlines.

So go ahead. I’ve given you my name and address. Ban me. Now. Put me on the TSA no-fly list. Because I can assure you there is absolutely NOWHERE I need to fly to. And if I can’t drive there, I guess I won’t be going. You couldn’t PAY ME to step on to an airplane. 

And you’ll notice that our Republican senate has not paid Queen Nancy’s ransom and you haven’t gotten any more bailout candy since April. We intended to keep it that way. 

I hope every single airline goes bankrupt and all of you join the other half of the country on the unemployment lines. Flying has been a miserable experience for decades, but now you’ve put the ship into hyper-drive. 

Congratulations. We’re done with you. 

Graham Media (formerly Washington Post) and WKMG-Channel 6, Orlando’s lowest-rated and least-watched newscast, continues to get results as it continues on destroying the economy of Central Florida and the United States in the name of “getting Trump.”

Kamela Harris Holds Car Rally In Orlando: 50 Show Up

Sen. Kamala Harris came to Orlando on Monday and encouraged Floridians to vote early to “put our country back on the right track.”

The Democratic candidate for vice president held an outdoor, drive-in rally at the Central Florida Fairgrounds, where invited guests in about 50 cars honked their horns in approval as she and others spoke on the first day of early voting in the state.

“Orlando!” Harris exclaimed. “Look at what my eyes behold.”

“Today I had to come here on the kickoff of early voting in Florida because y’all are going to make it happen,” she said. “What you will do here in Florida and Orlando by early voting, you will be the first to put our country back on the right track.”


MIAMI, FL – This is what support looks like.  Miami police estimated that there were approximately 30,000 vehicles that participated in a vehicle parade, comprised of  Latinos in south Florida,  and showed their support for President Donald J. Trump.  Many of the participants migrated to the US from Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua.

They (the migrants), of all people, know what socialism looks like.  They lived it firsthand.  They felt the impact of communist rule. They understand the lifelong damage that these types of governmental atrocities bring.  For many, it was the reason they left their home countries for a better life in the United States. 

Now they find themselves just slightly more than 3 weeks away from a presidential election.  Socialism is on the ballot, in the form of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and the “progressive” liberal ideology they want to force down the throats of the American people. 

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Lockdown Jerry Demings Hasn’t Kept Enough Orlandoans Unemployed; Now Harassing The Only Major Survivors: The Parks

Hundreds of thousands of residents in Orlando and Orange County remain unemployed as Lockdown Jerry Demings continues to sabotage any recovery in the hopes that voters will take their anger out on President Trump and Republicans and re-elect his partner-in-corruption, congress-critter wife Valdez “Val” Demings

Not satisfied with sending his “Strike Teams” to bars, restaurants, gas stations, stores and other small businesses, Demings’ health tyrants are now sinking their teeth into a new victim in an attempt to shut them down: the county’s theme parks (primarily Sea World, Universal Studios and the Big Kahuna: Walt Disney World.

The Parks are barely hanging on. They have laid off tens of thousands of staff and are employing a skeleton crew to keep things running. Yet the response of the incompetent Demings is to send his bureaucrats in to make sure the parks are enforcing “social distancing” and the very mask orders nullified by Governor DeSantis.

The Walt Disney Company has laid off over 32,000 workers: 28,000 in Anaheim, where Democrats have kept Disneyland and Disney’s California Adventure shackled since March and other 4,000 at Walt Disney World in Orlando.

It’s still summer in Florida and Jerry Demings won’t be happy until customers and staff have dropped dead with their face diapers on in tropical heat and humidity. The Demings won’t be happy until every last worker in Orlando and Orange County is out of work, even the largest employers are bankrupt and left to rust and everybody is collecting welfare (which doesn’t exist in Florida) and left dependent and at the mercy of a tyrannical Democrat government.

The minimum wage in Florida is less than $9 per hour, but as a couple who have become multi-millionaires since Val went to the District of Criminals in 2016, the Demings needn’t burden themselves with such unpleasantness.

In short, the Demings and the Democrats won’t be happy until Orlando, Orange County, Florida and the entire United States look just like California.

Why Republican governor Ron DeSantis and Florida’s Republican-majority state house and senate continues to allow this disaster and obvious sabotage by corrupt Democrat municipal politicians like Jerry Demings is a very good question indeed.

ORLANDO, Fla. – Orange County leaders are cracking down on businesses not following the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidelines. Now they have a new area of focus: theme parks.

The Orange County strike teams will start doing surprise checks at area theme parks. This is a county-wide effort going on for several weeks now.

“So far over 3,600, to be precise 3,620, different business sites have been visited,” said Orange County Mayor Jerry Demings.

Mayor Demings gave an update on the county’s strike teams on Monday that are working to ensure businesses are being compliant with CDC guidelines — most recently focusing in on businesses along Goldenrod and Curry Ford Road.

Now the teams are hitting the major attractions.

“In addition to smaller businesses, the strike teams will be once again visiting major theme parks unannounced very soon.”

Mayor Demings says the strike teams have been going out for more than two months.

The county says they’ve done about 450 follow-up inspections.

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WOFL / Fox 35 Bullshit: “Doctor” Jill Biden Campaigns at “Women for Biden” Event; President Trump Holds Rally in Ocala

Dr. Jill Biden, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, stopped by Central Florida to campaign for her husband on Friday..

The Women for Biden event was held at a private home in Lake Mary. The longtime educator’s speech focused on education.

She also encouraged people to go out and vote as early voting is set to begin. Grace Nelson, the wife of former senator Bill Nelson, also spoke at the event. 

At the same time, President Donald Trump also campaigned in Florida. He held a rally in Ocala.

Dr. Biden’s visit was short as she headed to St. Pete for another event Friday. 


OCALA, Fla. – President Donald Trump is predicting a “red wave” of Republican voting in Florida.  

Most polls show a close race in the important battleground state that both the Republican incumbent and Democrat Joe Biden are courting heavily.  

Addressing a campaign rally Friday in Ocala, Trump reminded thousands of supporters that “I live here, too.” He recently switched his legal residence from New York.  




Event at a private home vs rally in front of thousands. But Biden is really ahead in the polls and Trump will never catch up.

Yeah, sure. Whatever

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